Hooers

HOOTERS
by Ted Talley
RICKY
Is this far enough away? Okay. Im glad your contented now. Ill just stay over here and do a little sunbathing. What? So, youll cough once if the girls a dog double for more or lessthing you should shut up be feat we might want to hit on it. Three coughs means theyre out of range again. Cool! quartet coughs could mean a chick whos kind of ugly just now looks like she might have a nice personality, and fivesome coughs means you got a piece of hotdog stuck in your throat. What is this, some kind of college trip? The guys down at the frat cooked this up, or what? Some plan. Lying twelve feet apart and coughing. Sounds like a t. b. ward. Maybe well learn a couple of nurses. Oh ho HO! I dont see where youre such a big scatter all of a sudden, Mr. BMOC! Im not compensate gonna talk to you anymore, cause I dont need this, you understand? I dont need this advice. not from mature Clint the Splint, strikeout king of Eisenhower High. The only place you ever make time was in study hall! (pause, a behind dawning realization) The real reason you want to break up the act is so you can have her all to yourself. I did spot her first, in case youre wondering. Im keeping you in my sights at all times from now on.



If youre planning on creep out and asking her to go for a drink or something, you can just forget it, because Ill be right on your heels. I dont know how you could do that to your best buddy. I havent even introduced you to this girl, and now youre practically planning to marry her. And dont tell me Im paranoic, because youve changed, clotheshorse! Youve changed from high school, and I know how your little brain is working. seize rid of the old Richard, right? Get her off merely and pour on this whole line of college crap, right, how goddam modern you are or something,sure, if she wont go down for you shes bound to go down for Silas Marner. And who am I, Im just this dumb schmuck that sells Pontiacs for his old ma. Well, you know what I think? I dont...If you want to get a full essay, order it on our website: Ordercustompaper.com



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